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Hi.

When I became a mom, I searched for a blog that resonated with every part of me: the nerdy kid, the ansty teenage feminist, the wayward 20-something, the ambitious career woman, the writer, the traveler, the wife, and yes, the mother. I couldn’t find that blog, so I wrote it. Welcome.

Motherhood has made me into a liar

Motherhood has made me into a liar

Motherhood has turned me into such a liar.⁣

Yes, you’re a great driver.

It’s illegal to go to school without brushing your teeth.⁣

Mommy’s phone only plays Beyoncé.⁣

I’m not mad, just disappointed.⁣

Graham crackers ARE cookies.⁣

I’m just resting my eyes.⁣

Yes I would love to hear you sing it again.⁣

I’m only going to say this one more time.⁣

Of course I can tell that’s an octopus.⁣

It’s 7pm now.

The popsicle place is only open on Fridays.

they didn’t get married because the princess needed to go to college.⁣

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