Motherhood has made me into a liar
Motherhood has turned me into such a liar.
Yes, you’re a great driver.
It’s illegal to go to school without brushing your teeth.
Mommy’s phone only plays Beyoncé.
I’m not mad, just disappointed.
Graham crackers ARE cookies.
I’m just resting my eyes.
Yes I would love to hear you sing it again.
I’m only going to say this one more time.
Of course I can tell that’s an octopus.
It’s 7pm now.
The popsicle place is only open on Fridays.
they didn’t get married because the princess needed to go to college.
Like this post? Subscribe here so you won’t miss others like it.